RTotD: There’s A Stranger In My Pool

So I was out for a jog on a rather warm day; therefore I’m alone with my thoughts, again. We all know that no good can come from that. I am drenched in sweat after 3 miles when its 85 degrees and humid. On the final leg of my run through my neighborhood I think to myself “a jump in a pool right now would feel amazing!”. Then I begin to wonder …

Imagine you are just sitting in your house, facing your backyard with a sparkling swimming pool. Perhaps you are watching TV or just enjoying a book when you notice this sweaty guy walk into your backyard and just fall into your pool like a shot stormtrooper. It would be an interesting story to tell at the next holiday gathering. Or it would be a great story to tell how you met if both of you were single. Honestly, I don’t know what I would do. I would probably go out and see if the person were all right (and to make sure they’re not dead). I watch way too many crime dramas and would not want some poor shooting victim or some poisoned sod falling dead into my pool.

What would you do, if that neighbor were you?